tabimendou said she wanted to do this but couldn't, so I've decided to do it, but feel free to send over other comedy people, Tabi (or anyone else who wishes this to be a proper survey. A PROPER SCIENTIFIC STUDY).
There will be no third option. CHOOSE. MUWAHAHAHAAAA.
Oh, and you can choose instead to take them out to dinner IN YOUR MIIIND if you want. This doesn't have to be a filth poll. Except y'know, it is, but that isn't the point.
Thank you for your time.