A few things

* I've been very ill. Attack of vertigo, wah. Slept for 12 hours. Feeling woozy still, but better. Have a plan, though, involving blood pressure tests and medication. The matter is in hand. Hurrah!

* Although Sarah and I have already decided who we are seeing, I finally got hold of my own Fringe programme this morning. It is a document of sexy comedy sexiness. I want to see EVERYONE EXCEPT JIMMY CARR. NOT MICHAEL MCINTYRE EITHER. OR LUCY PORTER. UM. NEARLY EVERYONE THEN. PWJFKLDJGKL;DF ~flail~

* Ahem.

* It turns out my Herring lust does have a limit; even I don't fancy him done up as Hitler.

* Is it August yet?

* Wait, no. Wimbledon first, then we can skip to August. Sooooooo excited about Wimbledon. Must get tennis icons, yes. :D

Um, that's about it.

This is a demand to know.

How do you be funny? D:

No, you don't understand. I want to make people laugh more than anything else I want in the entire world and that includes a tame pet tiger, tame until I make it eat idiots.

...SEE THAT ISN'T FUNNY EITHER.

What is the secret? I ask because I am at least surrounded by funny people, which is a wonderful thing. :)